Friday, July 04, 2008

The Douchiest Phone Message In History

A must hear: HERE. I'm offering you an opportunity.

h/t Land-o-Links


Aaron said...

"Believe it or not, I'm a complete CATCH"

Yeah--catch of THE DAY! That must be why he was hanging around by the marina--he was waiting to jump back into the ocean.

"Women approach me six or seven times a day"

To pass out their Jehovah's Witness tracts, possibly?

Erik said...

I nearly peed my pants listening to that. I liked it so much, and I'm very particular about what I like.