Don't you know someone more depressed than you who would love an old oatmeal box pasted with construction paper hearts...?
Or how about an Andy Warhol candy conversation hearts holder.
Hang this mobile valentine centerpiece while you read your sweetie a lovely poem about your tools. Watch the sparks fly...
Written in lower right corner:
Of all the workroom tools I know
Mine are the dandiest
Of all the tinkering fools I know
I'm the unhandiest
I'd give my all to use an awl
But I'm a dope with it
In fact, you never saw a man
I hope to heck a carpenter
Moves in right nextr-ous
and finally, a Valentine's Day scooper - for all your scoopin' needs.
Happy Valentine's Day...