From the "Well I Thought it Was Funny" Department.
Last night I was at the Auditorium Theatre seeing the Joffery Ballet's production of Cinderella. During and intermission, I asked a friend if he wanted anything to drink from the bar; he said "I doubt if they have it, but I'd like a sherry". I went to the bartender and said, "This is a long shot, but do you have sherry back there?" He said, "No. I'm sorry we don't." (pause, pause, pause) "Well..." I replied, "Could you check to see if Nancy's around?". Stoney silence and stare. That's all folks.